Tonight

See the animal in it’s cage that you built
Are you sure what side you’re on
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on
See the safety of the life you have built
Everything where it belongs
Feel the hollowness inside of your heart
And it’s all
Right where it belongs

What if everything around you
Isn’t quite as it seems
What if all the world you think you know
Is an elaborate dream
And if you look at your reflection
Is it all you wanted to be?
What if you could look right through the cracks
Would you find yourself
Find yourself afriad to see?

What if all the world’s inside of your heart
Just creations of your own
Your devils and your gods
All the living and the dead
And you really are alone
You can live in this illusion
You can choose to believe
You keep looking but you can’t find the words
Are you hiding in the dreams?

A New Stereophonic Sound Craptacular!

So last night I’m sitting at my desk listening to some Groove Salad and I notice the music is sounding just awesome. Like, it sounds so much better than it ever has. I’m really enjoying it and I can’t figure out what the deal is.

Then I realized I had dropped 2 tabs of strong acid a few hours before and it was really coming on strong.

Okay, not really.

What I realized is that at some point during the day iTunes had gotten switched into it’s new Multiple Speaker mode and the music was coming from my laptop (with it’s shitty little speaker) and my stereo (with it’s giant awesome speakers) at the same time. I normally play my music through my stereo but because of how huge the speakers are they are both to the right of my desk and I don’t get any stereo seperation. Now I was getting mids and highs from my left side on the laptop and lots of lows, mids and highs from my right side on the stereo.
So I messed with the volume on the stereo and laptop a little bit and eventually got it to where I absolutely could not tell where the sound was coming from when I was sitting in my computer chair.

You’d think that someone who spent as much time listening to music as I do would have done something like this years ago but it just never came to mind. Now my mind is awash with buying dozens of Airport Expresseseses and putting speakers all over my house synchronized to the same source. Man, that would kick ass. Normally when I am working elsewhere in the house I turn up my bedroom stereo (We’ll take it slowwwww) to deafening levels so I can hear it wherever I am. It would sure be nice if there were just speakers strategically placed about every 2 feet in the house.

I think this post stopped having a point about two paragraphs ago. I’m just bored. But hey, hooray for iTunes Multiple Speakers support. It’s hot.

Oh, there was another thing.

You know the old thingy “Build a better mousetrap”? Saying, or whatever… Anyway, I decided I can do it. I’ve studied the wily house mouse and I know his ways, and his weaknesses. If you’d like to get in on the ground floor of this venture please send checks with lots of zeros after non-zeros and we’ll work something out.

Shit, “The Call of Ktulu” just came on.

For Sale

For Sale:
12″ Apple Powerbook G4 1.0 GHz, 768 MB RAM, 40 GB HDD, Airport Extreme, Bluetooth, 3 Year Apple Care Agreement

It’s in great shape. It’s had the LCD and hard drive replaced within the last year under Apple Care, so they are basically new. Minor wear on the case but very, very little. It’s spent most of it’s time on my desk or in a padded backpack.

Two batteries included. One is pretty worn but the other is less than a year old.

Looking for $1500 but will work on the price. Apple Care itself was $349.

Drop me a line if you are interested.

Braggin’ Rights

I’m gonna brag a little. I love my car. I love it, love it, LOVE IT. It’s a blast to drive, looks hot as hell and I just love it.

Aparently the guys from Top Gear do too; and that’s sayin’ something.

Phone Finder

I had this great idea today where I would make a site where you could put in all kinds of criteria about a phone you wanted and it would show you all the goods.

Unfortunately I don’t have time to write a site like that.

Fortunately someone already did.