I’m Feeling Better!

I’ve been sick all week, probably from a little virus I picked up somewhere in Westport while dressed as a banana. Today is the first day all week I’ve felt like eating, so of course I am ravenous. Lunch is soon though.
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You know how when you have a head cold or whatnot and you are all congested and you blow your nose and nothing will come out? I hate that.
What I LOVE is when the cold is starting to pass and your sinuses finally start clearing out and you blow your nose and those thick brown/yellow/bloody snots blow out in one huge lump. It’s the best feeling ever. Sometimes there’s even chunks.

I told you to stop reading…

Arama

Does this banana make my ass look big?

I bought a giant banana custome for Halloween and so far it’s been a big hit at work. Everyone knew what I was, which is always good when it comes to Halloween costumes .

But, in the immortal words of Jim Carrey, “Kinda hot in these bananas.”

Halllp!

Anyone know of a free Windows program that will let me access a local serial port over TCP/IP? I’ve Googled some but the sea is awash with flotsam. If you know of something drop me a line!

The Headblade

“You have the look now waste your time and money and skin.”

The Headblade sucks. You can’t get the hair right up behind your ears, you can’t get the sides of your head, you can’t get your sideburns unless you want to shave off your cheeks.
I wash my razor out with very hot water while I shave. Gets the gunk out. With the headblade you have to put your entire hand under the faucet. That hurts.
The only thing I can really see The Headblade excelling at is being thrown in the trash. It’s also good at consuming $20 I could have spent on 1 Mach 3 razor blade.
Man those things are expensive.